Mr Egghead is a bobbing head with a perfectly arched smile, two thick dots as eyes and rosy cheeks, encapsulated in an easter egg. He holds the answers to all your burning questions.
Me: Isn't he a jerk?
E.H: *nods*
Me: Isn't he such a pretty boy, though?
E.H: *nods*
Me: Don't you just love him?
E.H: *nods*
Me: Do you ever say no?
E.H: *nods*
Me: Well, can you do so next time?
E.H: *nods*
Me: Do you like me then?
E.H: *maintains the jolly big smile with a casual shake of his head*
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"We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely."
--- Oscar Wilde
Same goes for Shiny Facades.
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